It is Monday morning and we are here for the first annual linoleum knife post-Oskar autopsy.

Well, you think this is going to be annual?

Maybe.

I don't know.

I didn't want to do it the first time.

But here we are.

Sorry.

I'm cross now. Like I said, it's early in the morning. I'm cross now.

Like I said, it's early in the morning.

I need my tea.

Across the table for me is Dave White, film critic for movies.com.

Today's tea is a nice lap song, Souchon.

That's nice.

It's smoky and burnt. smells like burnt leaves here smell this

oh it does it smells burning it's fancy it's from american tea room in beverly hills i should

get a discount for name checking them that's my favorite tea place because you walk in there, they have 1,000 teas on the wall.

And some fancy gays, I mean, I assume they're gays.

They act all gay.

Some fancy gays who, no, they run the place.

And they're very solicitous about their tea.

Like they are,

they're super knowledgeable and you,

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