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Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast, where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time.

I'm Link.

And I'm Rhett. This week at the round table of dim lighting, we're back.

Pshh! We're back. We're really back. We're really back. We're really back. We're really. Weekly. Length. Really? Lengthed. Lengthed. Yeah. Programming. Yeah, we got back from our trips. My regular link. Our, uh, our breaks and, uh, today you're going to tell us about your break

and I'm going to tell you about the break in my voice for a second

you really struggling man

a lesser man you're not supposed to come back sounding like

a struggle well I didn't come back this way this happened this morning

I don't know what it is a lesser man may not do a podcast in this condition

listen I'll do all the talking today I'm gonna talk about that's why I'm glad you're going first. I've got a tea and I've got a water. I roll in this morning, Rhett's already at his desk, and he's like, he's like making these like, he's like, hickama. Yeah, say hickama. Say's... Well... Say Hickama.

Yeah, and say it with more force. I don't know if that's going to help me. You think it's going to hurt you? Why are you so resistant? Well, here's the thing. I'm trying to help you here. My throat has one of those things in it where if I start coughing, I feel like I'm going to vomit. You know what I'm saying? like, like, you start,

like, that is the other one of those.

Like, you feel like you're gonna vomit You know what I'm saying? Like you start Like that is the other one of those Like you feel like you're gonna turn into a grandma But that's a TikTok, waitin to happen, man I don't know what it is I'll get to find out later You turn that into a TikTok, right? Yeah, TikTok does not like very fond of vomit But I can like make it look look funny. Wake up, man. We've talked about this before. I can like make it like vitally functions. They don't like like rainbows or something. They don't like talks of, oh. They don't like talks of Dukies and things like that on TikTok. Yeah, there's lots of things you can't say on TikTok. Well, I'm disappointed you, TikTok. But maybe I'll be okay, I don't know. I don't know. I think, I don't know. I just like I started talking and it's like, it's right. It's a tickle, man. It's a tickle. But what causes it? I went to Ireland. We will talk about that. I was fine. I was fine this way. We're not going, I'm going to let him get this out of his system. Well, but I went to Ireland and I'm going to talk about that. I thought it was fine. For the majority of this episode, but back to your tickle. Yeah, yeah, I'll get through it. Maybe I won't. Maybe I won't, I don't know, maybe I won't make it. But I'll be quiet for most of the time.

I would like to know what one is supposed to do for a tickle. I thought tea would help. We don't have that throat coat anymore. You're not drinking it deep enough. It might be in the... Oh, you got one too? Yeah, you got one too. I know, I got one too. It might be in the medic... Now I'm getting one.

Yeah, you're feeling.

Oh, it's in the wardrobe room?

Not interesting. You got one too. I know, I got one too. It might be in the medic. Now I'm getting one. Yeah, you're feeling. Oh, it's in the wardrobe room? Not in wardrobe in one of the lockers. I'll just ask Carlin. That shit's nasty, man. I know, but it numbs your throat and your throat. Just stop sending messages to your frame. You're fine, dude. I'm trying not to think about it,

but then all of a sudden it's just like,

it takes my vocal cords and grabs them and says,

ah, no, gop.

Maybe hold out a long note, a comfortable note,

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