Lindy and Meagan Tell State Secrets Near a Beluga Spy Whale (our bad!)
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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This just in: Lindy and Meagan are normal people bringing you the normalest news! They are wearing their normal uniforms (a bra), bringing you the normalest ideas (putting Trump into an ethical Magneto-style plexiglass prison-box), and sharing normal news (moon updates, booger reporting, and Hvaldimir the beluga spy whale).
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| 0:00.0 | I really should have had this pulled up. It's okay. Allie will delete this. Wow, this is so embarrassing. I'm so sorry. One moment. |
| 0:07.0 | It's okay. No one will ever know. No one will ever know that this happened. You want to know what's embarrassing? It's too hot up here. So I'm just wearing my bra. |
| 0:15.4 | But it's like a little shirt. It's like a little shirt. Yeah. It's not really a bra. It's fine. Text me back. |
| 0:32.7 | Text me back. |
| 0:33.6 | Text me back. |
| 0:35.7 | Text me back. |
| 0:41.0 | You know what I was thinking Is that we should start at normal? |
| 0:43.8 | Oh, I was going to do something weird. |
| 0:47.8 | Well, because the last couple of ones have been not that normal. |
| 0:52.4 | No, they've barely even been introductions. |
| 0:56.4 | So I was thinking you know what would really blow the listeners' minds and really, like, |
| 1:00.4 | show our range is if this, today's episode, we did it like super professional and we gave it, |
| 1:06.6 | we gave it like a normal intro and a normal tagline. |
| 1:09.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:09.9 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:10.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:11.3 | Welcome to Text Me Back, a podcast that's normal. |
| 1:16.6 | And full of normal behavior. |
| 1:18.6 | I'm Megan Hatcher-Maze. |
| 1:21.1 | And I'm Normal West. |
| 1:23.2 | I think there was a judge named Normal. |
| 1:25.7 | There was also a judge named Lernid Hand. He's everybody's favorite. Yeah, that was his name. A judge of what? What do you mean a judge? The laws. You know the name of every judge that's ever been? No, but you're going to learn about a judge named Lernad Hand and then forget that's his name. Well, who's normal? |
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