Lindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply (The Cozy Episode Re-Air)
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
We are swaddling you back into one of favorite and coziest episodes of all time, the ORIGINAL Cozy Episode (2023). And if you can believe it, little has changed. We are still subbing out our antidepressants for gallons of Pennsylvania Dutch, and we are still into electric blankies. But we hate to leave you with a dope beat to step to, so TUNE IN FOR NEW LORE. Lindy has an untrademarked holiday that you can take for your own and baby you’ll NEVER guess what they call it.
Next week we’ll be back with a real update on what’s making us feel cozy, dozy, and warm. In the meantime, we’d love to hear from you on important matters such as:
- What is making YOU feel cozy?
- What decades long series are you dissociating into?
- What are your thoughts on specifically Pennsylvania Dutch?
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| 0:41.9 | Hey, guys. |
| 0:47.1 | Hi! |
| 0:51.2 | We didn't want to leave you without a dope beat to step two. |
| 0:55.9 | We've been accused of that in the past and rightfully so, because we often do leave you without a dope beat to step two. We've been accused of that in the past and rightfully so because we often do leave you without a dope beat to step two. Many of you are saying, oh, what happened to the shrill rewatch? |
| 1:01.5 | Get a grip. |
| 1:03.3 | Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What happened to the shrill watch is that we are bad. |
| 1:08.5 | We're bad and we deserve to be called out. But we have a plan. We have it on |
| 1:13.4 | the calendar now. We do. We have on the calendar now. So get ready for that. Expect that to be |
| 1:17.9 | delighting your eyes and ears in January of 2026. In the meantime, today is Thanksgiving. |
| 1:27.1 | Assuming you're listening to this on Thursday, |
| 1:29.7 | November 27th. Yeah. And we will be back next week with the new episode, refreshing our |
| 1:38.0 | recommendations for being cozy in the wintertime. But in the meantime, we thought we would re-air the OG because everybody |
| 1:46.4 | liked it so much. Yeah. And also because I feel like a fundamental element of coziness is the familiar. |
| 1:53.0 | And so when we sat down to make a new cozy episode, we were like, well, we just still like doing |
| 1:58.4 | the old cozy stuff that we talked about in the first cozy. |
| 2:01.5 | I am. |
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