Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2024
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
This week, something has gone wrong with Meagan's brain and it's NOT a worm! It has something to do with finding an Amish dog named Kevin online, becoming hypnotized by his tiny bear face, then entering a fugue state and traveling to his location in Lancaster, PA with $850 in cash and the backing of literally dozens of listeners to purchase him. Is this an ethical way to acquire a dog? No. Was Kevin worth it? 100000%.
Then, Lindy -- a connoisseur of oceanic news -- brings an aquatic story of great significance from one of our Nation's most trustworthy journalistic sources: Instagram reels. This story has everything: an air guitar contest, one or two chill brewskis at most, a man overboard, a creature of some kind, and a stick. Lindy and Meagan ponder what they'd do under similar harrowing circumstances, then rank sticks from worst to best.
You won't want to miss this episode! We've already sent it to the Library of Congress for preservation!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. |
| 0:14.8 | Text me back. |
| 0:16.9 | At last. |
| 0:17.8 | Texas. |
| 0:18.8 | Text me back. |
| 0:20.7 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, thank you. Welcome to Text me back, Megast? Text me back. Back. Hey, hey, hey, hey, |
| 0:22.6 | and then you back. |
| 0:23.6 | A parisocial journey into the minds of two brilliant and deranged 40-something women. |
| 0:30.6 | I'm Megan Hatcher-Maze. |
| 0:32.6 | And I'm Lindy West. |
| 0:34.6 | Text Me Back is an independent podcast that relies currently, exclusively on your generosity to exist. |
| 0:42.4 | So please consider supporting us at patreon.com slash text me back pod. |
| 0:47.9 | We're going to talk more about the Patreon today because if you are not a Patreon subscriber and you're not in the Discord, you miss a lot of good stuff. |
| 0:57.1 | It's been going buck wild. |
| 1:00.7 | You miss a lot of impulsivity, baby. |
| 1:04.8 | Megan has been live tweeting her crumbling psyche into the Discord. |
| 1:17.0 | And the people can't get enough today on the show we're going to get into that find out what happened to Megan's brain this weekend spoiler it's |
| 1:22.2 | not a worm unfortunately I'm really sorry to report you know what we'll just off the rip just let |
| 1:27.3 | you know it wasn't a worm and I'm really sorry to report. You know what? We'll just off the rip, just let you know. It wasn't a worm. |
| 1:29.0 | And I'm so sorry. I wish it was a worm because then I'd have two best friends. I know. |
| 1:36.4 | We're going to talk about that. We're going to talk about my PAP smear. We're going to talk about |
| 1:40.5 | the news of the day. Breaking news and only the hottest news comes to text |
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