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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Lindy and Meagan Choo Choo Choose Chaos (EXTENDED WIZARD EDITION!)

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9746 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Listen, we gatekept just a little 🤏.

We’ve been dimming the full light of this famous episode on the main so that our Patrons could revel in a megawatt jolt of superiority. But it’s time to release the full ep for the masses. And it has nothing to do with the fact that we are on break and don’t have a new episode for you this week, no matter what our Patrons tell you! 

This week’s fan-favorite episode just got a little fan-favorite-ier. Take a walk back in time with us, won’t you?

To set the scene: It’s March 2025. Lindy and Meagan are riding the high of a successful On Air Fest. And in their bag, what is this? Why it’s…a tiny influencer microphone!!

This super special ~extended~ ep includes not only Lindy's infamous train journey, but field recordings featuring our friend Tyler The Wizard from our Lord of the Rings episode! We can’t believe we tucked him away from you for so long, but no more! If you wished you heard this episode sooner, consider joining our Patreon! Hop over to patreon.com/textmebackpod and never miss a single iota of our content ever.

WE ARE STILL ON BREAK FOR A COUPLE MORE WEEKS but we hope you enjoyed this little treat. We’re pretty sure nothing major could be happening in the news, so we hope this was respite from your easeful stress-free boredom.

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“Lindy and Meagan are funny, topical, and take the listeners on wild journeys through their friendship lore. Listen to this podcast if you need to laugh. They are a couple of best friends who will become your best friends, too.”

WHEATGROWER WE’VE BEEN COURTING YOU SPECIFICALLY AND WE’RE SO GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMIT TO BEING OUR BFF


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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!


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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to text me back, a parisocial journey deep into the brain stems of two freaks in their 40s. I'm your host, Lindy West. I'm Megan Hatcher-Maze. Do you want to hear what I was going to say if I started this week? Oh, I didn't know you had one. No, I just, but I just thought of it. Oh, I sure do want to hear it, Meggs. Okay. It was the only podcast brave enough to broadcast from a moving train.

0:24.9

And then I was going to say, I'm Thomas the Tank Engine.

0:29.2

And I'm, what's the name of the guy who helps the trains?

0:32.4

I'm George Carlin, the guy who helps the trains.

0:36.9

Yeah, but what's his name?

0:39.1

I don't know, Gary.

0:44.0

Text me back. Text me back. Text me back.

0:52.8

Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back.

0:55.0

Next.

0:56.0

Let me back.

0:57.0

Okay.

0:58.0

Okay.

0:59.0

Okay.

1:00.0

So we got a lot of great stuff in store for you today.

1:05.0

This is a little bit of a special episode.

1:07.0

Yeah.

1:08.0

You might have noticed that Lindy might sound a little different than usual.

1:11.3

You might notice that many things sound different than usual on today's episode.

1:16.7

Because last week, when we were at the beloved and exclusive on-air festival,

1:23.7

we received what we in showbiz call a goodie bag. And inside the goody bag was these two tiny little

1:31.3

microphones. They're called lav mics, which is short for lavatory. They're short. It's short for

1:39.0

lavatory. Yeah. Because you put it near your butt. Oh, Lord.

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