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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Lindy and Meagan are Shlittenfahrting at the Christmas Market

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We asked, and you jingle-jangled our dang phone off the hook. Thank you to all our beautiful jingle horses who called and texted in to tell us that you too exist within Lindy’s Mandela mind. But the mystery continues…we, we MUST find the original Wee Sing Christmas. Is it in Lindy’s piano bench? Is it in her OTHER piano bench??? Only one way to find out (looking inside both benches). And special shoutout to Robert aka OUR ANGEL for calling in with a special German rendition of Jingle Bells!!!! We bleeped your location out of respect for you, king! 


And in our Tidings this week, Lindy is back on her rodent beat (new rat just dropped!) and Meagan bears her beautiful Seattle Mariners-related psychosis. Do YOU want to help the Mariners win the World Series FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER? Subscribe to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod


And lastly, we bring to you a cherished segment Two Minutes Hate. Fellas…did you know that there is a whole profession out there working to make your awkward shirts look right? It is a craftsperson known as…a “tailor” and it’s all very above board. 


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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.


Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.


You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!



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Transcript

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0:00.0

This moderately successful, hyper, local, best friend podcast just eviscerated Kyle Mooney.

0:14.3

Did you hear what they talked about on Text Me Back podcast this week?

0:17.4

They did 45 minutes on jingle bells, an hour and a half on a Ken Griffey Jr. commercial from 1992.

0:27.9

Then another hour bragging about how they're the only good podcast. Text me back. Text me back.

0:50.3

What do you take me back?

0:52.3

Text me back.

0:53.3

Text me back. Text me back. Hey, hey, hey, hey, For the entry, you say, I'm Eric from the sewer's.

1:03.5

All right.

1:04.3

All right.

1:06.9

Welcome to text me back.

1:08.5

I'm Eric from the sewers.

1:10.2

And I'm his from the sewers.

1:12.5

And I'm his twink son.

1:16.3

Not pictured.

1:17.7

The Sapphic.

1:21.8

The Sapphic is Eric's mom who wouldn't kiss him.

1:27.0

The Sapphic mom, I feel like the Savick mom does have something she needs to talk to Eric about.

1:27.6

Welcome to Text Me Back Podcast.

1:29.5

It's one of the only podcasts.

1:32.0

That there is.

1:33.3

Yeah.

1:33.8

Of all the podcasts, it's just mostly ours.

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