Lindy and Meagan Are Robbed at Fang Point
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This week, Lindy and Meagan submit a heartfelt notes app apology. We are so sorry to all the snakes and worms and devoted listeners out there. To help mend some of these shattered fences, we bring you not just one…but THREE Snakes of the Week 🐍🐍🐍!!! Thank you to a loyal Husband listener Peter for submitting an iconic snake anecdote!
And next, we are joined by our Pete Hegseth Correspondent Rafil! The emojis and memes are FLYING between Rafil, Jeffrey Goldberg, Pete Hegseth, Vice President J.D. Vance, Lindy, and Meagan. If YOU want to be a part of our BFF war room group chat, let us know! (703) 829-0003.
Then we have a pop quiz! And it’s called “Eighth Grade Washington State History Requirement”
- Did Rear Admiral Peter Rainier ever step foot in Washington State? Y/N
- Did Peter Puget ever step foot in Washington State? Y/N
- Did George Washington ever step foot in Washington State? Y/N
- Did Juan De Fuca ever step foot in Washington State, and while we’re on the topic, is he even a real guy? Y/N
TUNE IN to see if you pass and can graduate eighth grade!!
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!
- The Ballad of Joel Kim Rooster
- Revisit the first appearance of Dr. Freek Vonk and Freekaconda in Lindy and Meagan have Died of Dysentery
- Or even better, catch our first-ever drop of the Freek Vonk song in Lindy and Meagan Get Drafted
- Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
- Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
- Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
- Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:
“Truly addicted to this podcast. Something about it just scratches an itch in my soul, and I love it. I laugh every episode and look forward to every release. So entertaining in a way I can't explain, I have only the purest form of love for this show”
JULIETARI THANK YOU FOR LETTING US ITCH YOUR SOUL SCRATCH
STUFF TO CHECK OUT:
- Robbed at fang point: python-wielding thieves snatch $400 in CBD oil from Tennessee gas station
- The Things Around Us by Ahamefule J. Oluo
- Buy the album here!
- The Things Around Us LIVE at Intiman Theater April 24-May 4
- Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
- Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
- Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
- Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to text me back. |
| 0:04.5 | The sleepiest podcast there ever was. |
| 0:06.8 | I'm sleepy. |
| 0:08.5 | And I'm also sleeping. |
| 0:11.5 | I'm also under a weighted blanket metaphorically. |
| 0:15.5 | And then after the podcast is done, I'm going to be under one literally. |
| 0:19.8 | That's what we like on this podcast. I can fix her. I can fix her colon. Sleepy edition. I can fix her colon. That's the title of autobiography. It's about fiber. Yeah. You're not going to want to miss it, folks. Megan, I have an announcement to make. Text me back. At last. Text me back. Back. |
| 0:55.1 | Megan, I have an announcement to make. |
| 0:59.5 | Go on. |
| 1:01.4 | Welcome to Text Me Back podcast. |
| 1:03.2 | The only podcast that hasn't smoked weed for 25 years. |
| 1:08.8 | Because today is the 25th anniversary of the kingdom implosion, which was the day |
| 1:14.4 | that I got so high, I was scared to death for life. Yes. And I never did it again. I, the last time, |
| 1:22.7 | I don't know the exact date, but the last time I smoked weed was in 2007 at a Wu-Tang Clan concert. And I hadn't smoked |
| 1:29.5 | weed in so long that I had like sort of forgotten the general guardrails for doing so, you know? |
| 1:35.7 | And one really, kids who are listening, please pay attention. This is important. One key mistake you |
| 1:42.3 | might make as a rookie weed smoker is to smoke some |
| 1:45.6 | weed and then be like, I am simply not high enough. I require more weed. No, you don't. What you |
| 1:51.6 | need to do is wait 20 minutes and then reevaluate where you're at. You know what I mean? |
| 1:57.6 | Is that the one where you fell down? Indeed. So what happened was I made that mistake. I said, |
| 2:04.1 | I simply am not high enough. And by the way, I was with the wizard. I was with Tyler at this |
| 2:07.6 | Wooten Klan concert. It was at bumper shoot, of course. Yes. And like old dirty bastard had just |
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