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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Lindy and Meagan are Booey Guttercakes

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Weeooweeoo breaking news! The gals are looking…gorgeous this week?? And in a segment we’re calling 💋Makeup News 💋 they’re gonna tell you all about it. We cannot emphasize it enough folks, you gottttta check out the YouTube for a full faceful of milky toner. In the process, we trust.

Plus, it’s time for another SNAKE OF THE WEEK! We have three candidates to present for your consideration, and we invite you to let us know 1) what is/is not a snake 2) which of our snakes deserves the crown for SOTW. Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com 

Stay tuned through the end for an important Whatcha Watching’ AND Whatcha Munchin’. And Shannon, we ask again—IS THE WHOLE FAMILY FUNKY OR NAH?

Psssst. Did you catch all THREE of Meagan’s puns this week? Don’t say anything about it or we fear she’ll never speak again.


NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!


WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

I love this podcast so much

Meagan and Lindy feel like my best friends (for better or worse)

MOLLYYYY B SO SORRY TO REPORT THAT THIS IS TRUE, BESTIE! SORRY BOUT IT :/



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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.


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You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!


WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!


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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.


Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.


You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!


TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.




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Transcript

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0:00.0

As I get older, I just feel like, I'm like, okay, I'm going to finally handle whatever's going on with me.

0:06.8

I'm going to dress my A1C.

0:08.4

I'm going to get Invisal line.

0:11.2

I'm going to figure out how to put bronzer on my face because you only live once, bitch.

0:17.5

You know what I mean?

0:19.4

Yeah, I do.

0:20.3

And you know what, Megan, we look great. And we look young.

0:22.6

Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to die hot. That's the dream. Text me back.

0:38.2

Text me back.

0:38.3

Text me back.

0:39.3

Text me back.

0:40.3

Text me back.

0:41.3

Text me back.

0:42.3

Text me back.

0:43.3

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, thank you back.

0:47.3

Welcome back to Wayne's world.

0:51.3

No.

0:52.3

We've already done that joke. 30 Thirty thousand times. I'm Terry.

0:58.3

You know, one time the guy who played Terry filmed a movie near my house on Queen Anne with Lori Petty of Taint Girl.

1:07.5

And I want to say it was called, I actually think it was called Countdown.

1:13.9

No. No. I think about it. And it was like, I remember they had to do some pyrotechnics in,

1:19.3

uh, in my neighborhood. So we were all watching them like pretend to blow up this house,

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