They’re accusing her of looking like Waldo, and we fear that the stripes are coming from…inside the house?? Have YOU spotted Waldo in this ep? Sound off in the comments!

BUT FIRST, Lindy’s Surprise Microsegment: She’s in a BaaAAdd Moo0d! Can you believe that these two yahoos have NEVER talked about Rocky Horror Picture Show? You’re hearing lore unfold before you!!! What audio stem is bringing you joy right now? Shout it out in the comments or share clips in the Discord over at patreon.com/textmebackpod.

And where is Meagan? Snowed in, babe! Getting swole for the revolution she is not. She had taken on a new form of Crazy Parking Wars Lady, because the East Coast snowstorm 2026 has concreted her whole ass like Han Solo in that slab. We literally are FROTHING for parking war stories, write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com.

And last but not least. Jingleheimer Stephen. One quick question for you: how dare you? 

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Listen to the OG glasses accusations in ​​Lindy and Meagan Yam What They Yam
• Learn more about Lindy’s lodge barista boyfriend in Lindy and Meagan are Crazy Ladies Livin’ in a Bag
• Learn why we fear Philedelphians in Lindy and Meagan are Breast Friends with Kelsey McKinney
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

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