Lindy and Meagan Alienate Bestie Guesties Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
We’re back, sweeties! Can you believe? Lindy is dying to know: how ARE you??
This week we are joined by new best friends Liz Feldman and Jessi Klein! We’re here to titillate, entertain, and alienate these two (of the famed Here to Make Friends podcast). You know Dead to Me. You know Big Mouth. You’re gonna be obsessed with these two, but WE GOT HERE FIRST SO BACK OFF.
But first, it has been a minute and so we must TIDE!!! Lindy comes with vole tidings with major updates/plot twists. And we sneak in a mini Whatcha Watchin’ under the tidings banner too! Are you obsessed with Task Master? Tell us your every thought, bruvs! (703) 829-0003!
Feel free to join our discord (via the Patreon) to talk to us about glomming, maintaining friendship, and how you make real friends! Is it poop transplant? We’re thinking it must be poop transplant.
Speaking of! We earnestly would like to know: if you got a poop transplant from your bestie, what trait/skill/personality disorder would YOU hope to get from them? We think that would be nice to know. Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com.
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!
- Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
- Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
- Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
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- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
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“The first thing I look for on Thursdays is this podcast. From two seriously funny people who speak from the heart and are not looking for anyone's approval. A friend sent me this pod because it reminded her of our friendship where we laughed non-stop through tribulations and good times. If your soul needs a warm hug, head to Text me back.”
ALLISONBY **YOU’RE** THE FIRST THING WE LOOK FOR EVERY THURSDAY <33333
STUFF TO CHECK OUT:
- Lindy's mouse influencer!
- Obviously check out Here to Make Friends with Liz and Jessi!
- Follow Liz Feldman on IG
- Follow Jessi Klein on IG
- Check us out on Bechdel Cast!
- Check us out on Glamorous Trash!
- NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
- Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
- Check out the Text Me Back Venmo!!!
- Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
- Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
- Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
- Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.
We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!
You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!
WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I swear to God, it is one, I'm going to say it might be tied for my number one fear. I think it is because I know you've, you've spoken of it before. Yeah, what's it tied with? For most scary. Wow. Like an even bigger snake down. |
| 0:31.8 | Text me back. Text me back. |
| 0:33.6 | Text me back. |
| 0:35.7 | At last. |
| 0:36.4 | Next. |
| 0:36.7 | Text me back. Text me back. At last. Text me back. Back. |
| 0:38.3 | Back. |
| 0:39.3 | Welcome to text me back. |
| 0:42.3 | We did it. |
| 0:44.3 | We vacated our asses for a month. |
| 0:48.3 | Although, did we really? |
| 0:51.3 | Because I feel like we did as much work. Oh, we worked the whole time. |
| 0:58.0 | However, I will say that just like having fewer scheduled things on the calendar was nice, yeah. |
| 1:04.8 | Was a very lovely lifting of burden. I would say that too. I would say like as I was rotting into the infrastructure |
| 1:14.5 | of my couch, every Thursday at recording time, I would have the thought of, oh, thank God. I don't |
| 1:20.7 | have to get up and try to be funny for five minutes. Yeah, exactly. So that was nice. But we did our best to bring you little treats, little amoos bushes on the feed. We hope you enjoyed. I think it was an okay month. I mean, we had little bits and bobs for the people. We had little bits and bobs for the people. They finally got to find out about Popeye. Hopefully, Lindy didn't gas it up too much. I'm sure they loved it. I'm sure they were |
| 1:46.8 | like, this is the most mind-blowing segment of all time. You know what I did, though? I forgot to do |
| 1:51.7 | the newsletter this week. Newsletter me back. Oh, homicide. Uh, I, yeah. I, um, I did it all the other |
| 2:00.2 | weeks, just not this last week. |
| 2:02.2 | Do you know what we should request? |
| 2:05.0 | What? |
| 2:05.8 | We should request people send in submissions for question Quarner. |
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