Lindy and Meagan Accidentally Build a Haunted House
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 750 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Happy Halloween! This week, Lindy and Meagan accidentally pull off a spook-filled episode. An eerie hamlet full of demigods! Warty pumpkins! Creepy crusties and the horrors and potions of age! Keanu Reeves-vampire-time-traveler-boyfriend! Oh, I dunno and THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION?? 😱 What could be scarier?
Coming off the breathtaking success of our live show at the Seattle Py00blic Library, we’re back with tidings, P.U.B.E.S., and MAGA numerology (PLEASE hug your teenage sons!!).
And we round out the episode with a new segment we’re calling “Corny Tyme”! Guess what dark forces of authoritarianism: We’re voting! We want you to choose your vehicle for change. We want you to stay connected and make a difference. We care. 👉👈 And we earnestly love recording this podcast! Thank you for listening, for sending in tattoo designs, for tickling our funny bones in the Discord, and for supporting our show!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
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Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.
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| 0:00.0 | By the way, did you see somebody in the comment and said my fingers are looking exceptionally elegant? Yeah, lately. So jealous. Meanwhile, I was like, I'm going to wear a clean white t-shirt. And then I played Frisbee with the dog for five seconds. And I'm like, covered in mud. Covered in mud. Pig women. That's what makes me back guarantee. Did I change my shirt? |
| 0:22.1 | No. |
| 0:22.6 | No, no, no. |
| 0:24.0 | We don't do YouTube videos no more. |
| 0:26.4 | You'll never see it. |
| 0:28.0 | How much dokey is in this mud? |
| 0:30.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:31.7 | And neither do you, listener. |
| 0:33.7 | You know what? |
| 0:34.3 | I don't need to know because what I don't know can't hurt me. |
| 0:41.5 | That's what the CDC says. Text me back. |
| 0:57.0 | Text me back. |
| 0:58.7 | Text me back. Text me back. |
| 1:00.9 | Text me back. |
| 1:01.8 | Text me back. |
| 1:06.2 | Welcome to text me back. You'll be podcast. |
| 1:09.4 | I'm Megan Hancher Mase. |
| 1:13.0 | And I'm Lindy West. We did it. |
| 1:17.9 | Well, Lindy, I know we usually say, well, at the very end, and we say we done done it again. |
| 1:28.2 | But we did done it again, which is we did a live show last week. A, of all, thank you for those of you who came to the Seattle Public Library, because it was really fun. |
| 1:33.4 | It was really fun. I was just listening to the audio that came out last week. |
| 1:41.5 | Yes. And it is a wild and crazy time. We are like, bar, blah, blah, bab, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar. |
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