Limp Dick
The Ben Maller Show
Fox Sports Radio and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 864 Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Subscribe directly to the Fifth Hour podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fifth-hour-with-ben-maller/id1478163837. Not the most G-rated episode ever, Ben and David get away from the sports scene to address a painful masculine moment in time. Florida man returns with more stupidity that does the state proud. The mob of listeners want their voice heard so the guys oblige by jumping into the mailbox with some sincere questions that provide a few private answers.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. |
| 0:05.0 | Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them. |
| 0:09.3 | Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle? |
| 0:12.9 | How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle? |
| 0:16.3 | We can't help you, but we will find someone who can. |
| 0:20.0 | Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on IHeart |
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| 0:47.1 | Go to 1,800flowers.com slash tune-in. |
| 0:50.1 | That's 1-800flowers.com slash tune-in. |
| 0:54.3 | Caboom! If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough? |
| 1:00.4 | Think again. |
| 1:01.4 | He's the last remnants of the old republic. |
| 1:04.1 | A sole bastion of fairness. |
| 1:06.1 | He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. |
| 1:11.7 | Wow. |
| 1:12.2 | The clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. |
| 1:16.3 | The fifth hour with Ben Mallor starts right now. |
| 1:20.4 | That it does. |
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