At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio.

Like when a f**k pulls out without indicating, or when a f**k crosses the road without checking first,

or when a f**k doesn't understand how a f**k roundabout works.

That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks.

And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid.

Honda, the power of dreams.

Do you know what they call the bones in your fingers?

Flegnees. You've got 14 full agnes in each hand.

I thought that couldn't be right since you got five fingers with three knuckles each.

Shouldn't that be 15 full agnes?

But your thumb has only got two bones in them, so 14 finger bones.

The hardest part of being involved with angels and demons and witches and monsters is

trying to explain things to grown-ups, because grown-ups have been told all their lives that these

things aren't real. So when you say your house exploded because you accidentally brought the

judgment of heaven down on a pair of evil Irish monsters with hands for heads and a guy who was

basically a bus for worms with a flip top head, they think you've got a wild imagination,

or a certifiably insane. Even when they do autops, he's on all the bodies they find in the wreckage,

burnt to centers, and skeletons, and two of those skeletons are all messed up because they seem

to have been decapitated, that means their heads got cut off, and they got full agnes where their

spine should be. Nobody believes you. So I know there's not much point in trying to explain

the officer Jenny that I was temporarily possessed by a demon from hell when David Clark got his

full agnes chopped off and watched his mother get torn apart by a dog that had once been Mrs.

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