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Once upon a time, there was a radio show called the Eric Mataxas show.

It had an announcer named Todd, who was the handsomest announcer in the land.

Eric was bitterly jealous of Todd's good looks.

But there was nothing he could do.

He just had to accept that cruel fate had made him as ugly as a toll.

And now your host, Warts and All, Eric Mataxas.

You know what?

Happy New Year to you, Todd Wilkerson.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're trying to do something new on the program.

You already know you may be tuned into it.

We have cameras installed in the studio.

Don't be freaked out.

But my new guest, Lily Barana, is in the studio now.

Lily, welcome to the program.

I'm so thrilled to be here and how wonderful it

to be the guest of a host who has the excellent taste to play a war on Zeevan Clare.

Well, no, no, that war on Zeevan, that is, that opens every single show.

Fantastic.

Just so you know, the bumper music is random.

I've got like, I've picked every song, but war on Zeevan,

well, that begins every single show.

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