Welcome to Glamourous Trash. This is a podcast that bookclubs viral articles, celebrity memoirs, and trashy discourse to elevate your life. I'm your host, Chelsea Devontes. I'm a TV writer, comedian, filmmaker, author, and sometimes I'm in stuff too. And today, we are book clubbing Lily Allen's 2018 memoir titled My Thoughts Exactly,

and what I consider her latest memoir in the music, her new album, West End Girl.

Now, we are going to thread some needles, tie some knots, untie some knots.

We're going to go deep.

We're pulling in highlights from the internet discourse that has become its own additional reading,. We're going to go deep. We're pulling in highlights from the internet discourse

that has become its own additional reading, and we're going in hard. Now, Lily Allen, for anyone

who doesn't know, is a huge UK pop star who broke out in 2006, early 2000s. She's had a career,

you know, this whole time put out many albums. I know the British cookies relate to Lily very differently than the American cookies. And I think it's fair to say this

album is a comeback and it is getting global attention. And if I could give a headline to this

episode, it would be something a cookie DM'd me once, which is, you know, a bitch contains multitudes. And we're going to be getting

into all of those multitudes and the surrounding multitudes, like the architectural digest tour

of her ex-husband's bachelor pad and, you know, how his apartment had two copies of John

Quixote that had, you know, never been apartment had two copies of John Quixote that had,

you know, never been touched, which is an important detail. And so, listen, we're getting into all

of it. I'm very worried this episode will take three hours. How will we ever cut it down? And before we

dive in, please note, I want you to take care while listening. We have warnings for substance

use discussion,

assault. We're also going to be pulling some language from the tabloids and the book when discussing

Lily's story. So I want to trigger warning for some ablest and transphobic language that are part

of a larger story we get into. So always take care while listening. Let's dive in. My guest today are niche internet correspondent Katie Rosen,

who today will also, I think, be

the attorney defending open relationships and non-monogamy. Hi, Katie. Hello. Katie, is that fair to

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