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This is Fixing Famous People, the podcast where two reality television producers pitch solutions

to save celebrities in dire straits.

But first, let's get to the prefix, your weekly pop culture roundup.

When I tell you that I stabbed my eyeball with a mastarawand this morning, and it has put me in the most foul fucking mood,

that's why I'm like this right now, because I can't.

But these lashes.

So stupid.

I truly thought there was a visit to urgent care coming, but the universe obviously... It was that bad.

It was bad. About 20 minutes ago, it was that bad.

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