Hello and welcome to a like-minded friends with me Susie Ruffer and me Tom Allen here this week from the Edinburgh Festival.

Yeah!

And this week we thought we would talk to you about stain removal.

Stain removal because shock horror first night of the fringe.

Oh.

I spilt.

We were out. Having fun. we were just having a nice time in a nice bar I had

won my light gray suit foolishly you might say I had ordered a glass of red wine

Susie didn't realize it it's not her fault.

But it very much is my fault, because you know I do like to gesture.

Susie was gesticulating with a glass of red wine.

And no, but it wasn't because it was a bit on the underside of the glass.

I wonder whether it had hopped over and snaked down.

Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but it was just my leg was there and then when you reached

out to get the glass of wine, it seemed that a drip of red wine went on the light-grade trousers.

I felt immediately terrible because it was a lovely suit.

Well and I feel like I probably was overreacting with my face. What was my face at that point?

You know in Home Alone when Kevin's mom realizes that she's left Kevin?

Was it that?

It was that.

Because you also had the ginger wig on, didn't you?

I did have the ginger bob on.

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