Like a Baked Potato

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	Eight hours ago, Dr. Elizabeth Haven Holly tweeted,
0:05.0	annual shout out to my mom who said she wanted a small filing cabinet for Mother's Day
0:09.6	when she was working on her dissertation. My dad got her a microwave, and for two weeks she left
0:14.7	several Minila folders in it and wouldn't let anyone use it until my dad procured a filing cabinet.
0:22.9	Just like, no I asked.
0:25.6	I told you what I needed.
0:27.3	You said what I wanted and needed.
0:29.5	Why did you get me food thing?
0:31.8	The food preparation thing.
0:34.4	I'm working on...
0:35.4	As an old microwave too, I bet.
0:37.7	And, well maybe not. I don't know how old the Dr. Elizabeth Haven Holly is.
0:42.6	No, the only thing I do know is that a lot of people are a lot younger than us.
0:50.3	That's true.
0:51.9	Just like, normal people who are 30 years old.
0:56.8	Yeah, doctors, Holly doctors already.
0:59.8	Doctors are lying younger than us.
1:01.6	They're 10 years younger than us.
1:03.2	How do they do that?
1:03.7	15 years younger than us.
1:06.9	They have soon, soon they're going to be having, we're going to be
1:10.9	seeing, seeing doctors that work.
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