Lightning Lane Logic - Is Buying Time at Disney Worth It? (Ep. 13)
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4.7 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the Case 4 with Chris Cox, the pretend procedural that is set not in the |
| 0:06.0 | Court of Last Resort, but rather in the Court of the Disney World Resort. |
| 0:10.2 | This is the podcast where theme park expert Len Testa and mind reader Chris Cox will regularly |
| 0:15.7 | debate on some of the more trivial aspects of vacationing in Orlando, what makes visiting |
| 0:20.7 | there a complete joy, |
| 0:22.2 | or an absolute misery. I'm the less than honorable James Robespierre Hill. I'll be presiding over |
| 0:30.2 | days proceedings, and after hearing Chris and Lenz argument, I will then render my verdict. |
| 0:36.8 | All verdicts are final, until of course they're not, |
| 0:40.0 | which means we'd love to have you, the listener, also weigh in with your thoughts on these |
| 0:45.0 | not-so-weight-y matters. Your Honor, I can't help but note that the redecorating is continued |
| 0:49.3 | in these courtrooms. What's in the center here? Is that a wrestling ring? |
| 0:53.9 | Oh, is that what it is? |
| 0:55.5 | Your Honor, you don't expect us to grapple you, do you? |
| 0:58.4 | If he does, I'm going to need some time to stretch, Len. |
| 1:00.5 | Oh, it's nothing like that, Jen. |
| 1:03.0 | Since we're continuing our discussion of Lightning Lane at the Disney Parks today, |
| 1:07.8 | I thought we might use today's show as a way to pay tribute to the late great Mills Lane. |
| 1:14.0 | The boxing referee from Celebrity Deathmatch. |
| 1:17.2 | Wait. |
| 1:17.9 | Wasn't that done in Claymation, or is it Clay Motion or Clay Animation? |
| 1:21.8 | Close enough. |
| 1:24.0 | And again, you are both right. |
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