Lifting the Gossamer Curtain to the Other Side with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

If you need answers about your past life, we're here to help. As we gaze into the swirling mists of the unknown, we're seeing you. Not "you," but rather a past you. You're wearing a funny hat and white stockings. You're Henry Picklethorpe Wigglesworth IV, the Viscount of Golden Balls, Oxfordshire. Your estate, Hairy-Knob-upon-Fanny-Bottom, was famous for its 27 chimneys, haunted marmalade cellar, and the location of the only documented UK marriage between a man and a swan. You routinely bathed in earl grey tea and while loathed by most of the village, you were beloved by the local cabbage farmers due to your penchant for drunken cabbage copulation in the town square. Your current life is still echoing with aristocratic absurdity, so go forth knowing that whatever happens to you in this life, it'll never be quite as embarrassing as humping a cabbage under a full moon after drinking three bottles of absinthe. Traveling this Summer? Find exactly what you’re booking for at https://Booking.com Booking.YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app! Start listening to amazing audio books and discover what’s beyond the edge of your seat! New members can try Audible now free for 30 days and dive into a world of new thrills. Visit ⁠https://Audible.com/BALD⁠ or text BALD to 500-500 today! To honor the complexity of human desire, Feeld presents you all the options and leaves you in control of your experience. Download Feeld now on the App Store or Google Play! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo About the Podcast: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya. #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of Baldwin the Beautiful is brought to you by booking.com. Booking. Yeah.
0:04.6	From vacation rentals to hotels across the U.S., booking.com has the ideal summer stay for
0:09.4	absolutely anybody, even those who might seem impossible to please. Whether you're booking for
0:14.6	yourself, your partner, your sleeplight, rise early mother, or your high-maintenance group chat,
0:19.6	you can find exactly what you're booking for
0:21.9	on booking.com. We all know that when we go places, there's always that one friend who has a million
0:27.7	demands but refuses to participate in any of the legwork of actually booking the trip.
0:33.0	I hate that bitch. Because even if you pay for everything, somebody will complain, and it still might be me.
0:39.4	I like to find my perfect stay on booking.com and anyone can.
0:43.2	Find exactly what you're booking for.
0:45.0	Booking.com, booking.
0:46.6	Yeah.
0:47.5	Book today on the site or in the app.
0:50.3	I just heard that FX has a new original comedy series coming out called Adults, which after watching the trailer feels all too familiar.
0:57.6	Adults is a comedy that will feel relatable if you ever find humor in the struggles of being an adult in 2025.
1:04.6	You know, like remembering your full social security number or to drink water or perhaps you're having the third existential crisis
1:12.0	of the month.
1:12.8	Best part is that all episodes will be ready for your next weekend binge.
1:17.5	Watch FX's adults, May 28th on FX, all episodes streaming on Hulu.
1:31.9	Oh my God, somebody just DM'd me one of the flyers from Tullopeak Disco and said, are you going?
1:37.1	Love that. Probably. I'm planning on it. Is that okay?
1:40.9	Damn, I just, bald is... Drop the daycare, sis.
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