Lifetime Achievement
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 11 August 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There is no greater honor he can receive as a human end or an item than winning a lifetime achievement award. It means your entire life was worth it so much so that an award had to be created in your honor. And yes, these usually go to people like, I don't know who's that actress everyone loves or Sidney Potier or whatever. These people always get these things. Morgan Freeman got one on the thing yeah sure and he probably deserves one |
| 0:21.0 | but we're talking about the things that we deal with |
| 0:22.9 | on a daily basis that have saved our ass |
| 0:24.7 | time and time again that truly are |
| 0:26.6 | deserving of a lifetime achievement award |
| 0:28.9 | previous recipients on this show |
| 0:30.7 | include the IKEA blue bag that everyone |
| 0:32.6 | has used for a variety of moving |
| 0:34.7 | items I mean that bag lasts |
| 0:36.9 | forever at the end of time it's I mean, that bag lasts forever. |
| 0:39.3 | At the end of time, when the- It's indestructible that bag. Never rips. |
| 0:41.6 | And it can hold a million pounds, and we've used it for so many things, and that it was |
| 0:45.9 | the first recipient, then that random frozen meal that you found in your freezer, you forgot |
| 0:49.7 | you had, and somehow still tastes okay with that freezer burn. |
| 0:53.0 | That has saved your ass before. The water bottoms, the tiny little bottoms of bottles of water that just has enough water. Or a cup, yeah. Could put out a cigarette in there, potentially just a sip of water. Get a stain out. There's a, the tiny towel was the most recent winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award. Vanessa brought that to us when you're out of,'re out of, she only has one towel. And when her full-size towel is dirty, she can use that tiny little towel that comes with. She claims to dry off her body. Other people use it for other reasons. So we made a bunch of little tiny towels because of that. Regardless, the tiny towel is clutch for a lot of people. When at first I kind of thought it was a throwawayaway like as the tiny towel for me when i get a set i'm like get out of here it's the useless one throw it up but then everyone said it's kind of the sex cleanup rag and everyone needs to have one of those around so we made a ton of them with Vanessa's face on them we still have so many left i don't know i think they just made a whole other batch of them too i don't For some reason, this show... They like regenerate. Yeah, they make nothing for us ever. We can't even get stickers, but we got all these towels with Vanessa's face on them, but we'll give you one if you give us a nominee for this round of Lifetime Achievement Awards. Clyde Alley Show, Lifetime Achievement Award Award And then we'll see if we are |
| 2:02.9 | If we have anything worthy enough to win the ultimate honor |
| 2:05.8 | The Lifetime Achievement Award |
| 2:07.4 | We'll start with Stephen |
| 2:08.9 | We'll share with you once we bring to the table as well |
| 2:11.2 | Good morning Stephen, welcome to KROC |
| 2:12.9 | Hey, good morning |
| 2:14.8 | Who is deserving of a Lifetime Ach lifetime achievement award? The Sinks Traffic Lights. Oh, that's a great nominee. Oh, man. It's great when you're getting greens. It's terrible when you're getting reds. I know. When they're synced in your favor and you go, it is something magical that happens. And L.A. for some reason, has not figured it out. But then every once in a once in a while you do hit a stretch and sometimes you got to speed up an almost Ronald |
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