"Life"
The Next Best Picture Podcast
The Next Best Picture Podcast
4.2 • 542 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2016
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Next Best Picture podcast and this is our review of life. |
| 0:04.9 | Hey, guys, it's a girl. |
| 0:07.8 | Congratulations. |
| 0:08.8 | Do they have any idea who the father is? |
| 0:10.3 | Shut up. |
| 0:11.7 | Well, sorry time. |
| 0:13.6 | All right, let's go. |
| 0:15.0 | Three, two, one. |
| 0:20.0 | This is Dr. David Jordan. |
| 0:21.6 | Our mission is to intercept a research pod from Mars. |
| 0:24.6 | Sixteen steps to fix a shower. |
| 0:26.6 | I'm an astronaut, not a gym teacher. |
| 0:28.6 | This is the first capsule ever to come back from the planet. |
| 0:33.6 | We have visual confirmation. |
| 0:34.6 | This could be a major scientific breakthrough. Come on, come on, come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. |
| 0:40.3 | Woo! |
| 0:41.3 | Q, Instagram! |
| 0:42.3 | We're looking at the first proof of life. |
| 0:46.3 | Beyond Earth. |
| 0:48.3 | Lowering oxygen, more carbon dioxide. |
| 0:52.3 | That's beautiful. You finally a daddy. It's gonna. You're finally a daddy. |
| 0:56.0 | It's gonna be a big custody battle over this one. |
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