Life Size
Zetus Lepetus: A Mammoth Club Original Podcast
Mammoth Club
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
In this original Barbie story, Molly, Alan, and Max watch as a child SUCCESSFULLY casts a spell to resurrect someone... only it's not the intended target... it's a doll.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Molly. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm Molly. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm Max. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm Alan. |
| 0:14.0 | And you're listening to Zetas Lapidus. |
| 0:16.0 | A mammoth cover original podcast. |
| 0:19.0 | What's up all of you, widower lawyers and or life-sized dolls? |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Alan. |
| 0:24.8 | I'm great for my head to my toes. |
| 0:26.8 | And I'm Max. |
| 0:27.7 | And this is Edis Thedis. |
| 0:28.6 | It's the podcast where we watch movies that are nostalgic to us and then chat about them. |
| 0:32.4 | This week, folks, we watch Life Size. |
| 0:35.7 | A Lindsay Lowen classic. |
| 1:11.3 | Isn't it a classic? I mean, I've never seen it before. Oh, you hadn't? I saw it a lot, grove because a younger sister. It is, to me, not a classic. It's a Lindsay Loan film. Not in the, not in the Lindsay Lohan like. Line up. Yeah, wind up for me. It's no parent trap. It's no mean girls. Yeah. You know, freaky Friday. It's no freaky Friday. True. No Jamie Lee Curtis in this one. The description of this is a widower's daughter accidentally brings her doll to life while trying to cast a spell to resurrect her mother. I have so many problems. I have so much to say. I have so many problems with this movie. I think this movie is going to be less about the plot and more about the fact that the resurrection spell technically worked. Yeah, she could have had her mom back. Not technically. It did. She could have had her mom back. She could have had her mom back. Anyway, and nobody's nearly mad enough about it. Neither here. Yeah, we move past it very quickly. Winsie Low End is known for exactly four movies. |
| 1:30.6 | Oh. I'm back. Anyway, and nobody's nearly mad enough about it. Neither here no matter. Yeah, we can move past it very quickly. |
| 1:28.1 | Winsie Lownd is known for exactly four movies. So it says, okay, let's do it. Now, here's I'm going to give you. We've already nailed three. Okay, so Freaky Friday. First three that you rattled off are three on the list. Mean girls, Parent Trap, Freaky Friday. Yep. Okay. What is the fourth movie? |
| 1:45.1 | God. |
| 1:45.6 | What else? |
| 1:46.1 | Okay. |
| 1:46.4 | Well, it's not, well, I know it's not life size. It's not. That's correct. Oh. Can I ask you what year it's for? You can. Uh, 2007. What was she doing in 2007? Is it an ensemble movie or is it her as is it her as like your main lead? Is it get a clue? I'm going to be honest, I don't know. I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you, here's my hint. It's not a clear clue. Weird genre for her. It's a horror movie, right? It is. Oh. I'm trying to remember what horror movie she was in because I remember this. It was like a stunt casting because it was at the time, around the time like Paris Hilton was it like there was a bunch of like scream, you know, like a bunch of Hollywood Starlets doing. Is it like a parody of a? No. No. Interesting. Okay i mdb rating of this film is 3.6 |
| 2:36.8 | oh so it was a killer killer movie yeah i got nothing malls you got i don't know i know |
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