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We Have Concerns

Life on Venus, but like, not.

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

My stars, the Internet is all excited about this life we found on Venus. Assuming we actually found life on Venus. So here's why we didn't find life on Venus. ALSO: It turns out that over-the-counter medications have some side effects we've been ignoring.

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0:00.0

There's nowhere to go, there's nothing to do.

0:12.0

It looks like Blade Runner 2049 outside.

0:15.0

So goddamnit, I'm bringing my own whimsy Jeff.

0:18.0

You need to bring your own whimsy 2020.

0:20.5

This is We Have Concerns.

0:22.5

Hi Jeff Kanata.

0:24.0

Hi Anthony Carvoni.

0:25.5

Hello concerned citizens.

0:29.0

Anthony, there's been a lot of chatter online.

0:34.5

There's been a lot of online.

0:37.5

Yeah, some chatter online.

0:40.5

There's been a lot of people really making a whole big deal about the fact that we found

0:47.5

aliens on Venus.

0:49.5

We found.

0:50.5

Jeff, that is a big deal.

0:52.5

I haven't heard about this and this seems like it would be a very big deal.

0:56.5

It's found extraterrestrial life on Venus, that's huge.

0:59.5

Yeah, yeah, that would be huge if that's the case.

1:04.7

And I feel as, you know, an award-winning science podcast is our duty to take a look at this

1:10.5

big science story, which is undoubtedly a big science story.

1:14.7

If indeed, extraterrestrial life lives right here on Venus.

1:19.5

Our nearest neighbor in the solar system, you know, I think it would be a big deal.

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