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It's that time of the week again, DLs. It's bonus episode time. I quite like bonus episodes. I have to sort of think about it each week. I think, what are we going to do this week?

I've got a cracker for you this week when we finally get to it, but we need to get into it and go through various other elements of it first. So, Mr. Whitel, shall we crack on with this

week's bonus episode? I'm reading the email this week because it is addressed to me, but I will be bringing Mr Whitewell in on this topic.

Not something that he's an expert on, but there are elements that he is good at.

Dear Hillary, given all the things that Michael has said about domestic tasks, I'm confident that this is one for you, but please do pass on my best to the old grump.

No, not a flicker.

Here's the question.

To dust or not to dust?

I'm 42 and I've never owned a feather duster or equivalent in my life.

Occasionally I'll wave the vacuum cleaner in the direction of dust, but there's absolutely

no chance of me getting the pledge out and doing the dusting. My mother, on the other hand, is obsessed with dust. She's almost dedicated her life to its eradication in her house. Is it a generational thing, perhaps? Do the White Holes live in a pristine palace, or a dusty old hovel like me. I love the podcast and especially enjoy the life

lessons. You've taught me so much. Best regards, Ellen. Well, Mr. Whitewell, I'm going to have to get up

for a second because there's a visual aid incoming, which I will actually post on our

Instagram feeds, but I'm going to describe them for you

because we have two dusters here, feather dusters. One I think is, I want to say ostrich feathers.

I'm pretty sure it's an ostrich feather. I'm just going to get, I'm just going to dust off Mr.

Whitehall's head with it.

Do you know what?

It looks like a hat.

You look like one of those, I don't know, some sort of kernel or something.

What do we think?

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