LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
So, for the final outing of series 11, Dr Oscar Duke is still on hand and still expertly answering your questions, wherever he can, between Mr Whitehall's rants and raves. In case you happen to need it, there's PLENTY of advice in this episode to help get rid of those nasty warts...
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| 0:00.0 | You know what I love about Eurostar? I can change my ticket up to an hour before departure. |
| 0:05.6 | I was supposed to get the 6am train, but when I got home at 3am, I thought, hey, what's the rush? |
| 0:12.2 | So I switched it to 2pm, and now I'm travelling fresh as a daisy. |
| 0:16.6 | Drink, monsieur? Coffee, please. |
| 0:19.4 | Eurostar, together, we go further. |
| 0:24.0 | Change is limited to date and time. |
| 0:25.6 | Pay ticket price difference, subject to availability. |
| 0:27.5 | Policy varies by class of travel, see Eurosstar.com. |
| 0:30.7 | Buzzing for the game this week. |
| 0:32.7 | I want to hear what my mates are saying. |
| 0:34.4 | I want to tell them they're delusional. |
| 0:36.5 | I want to tell them who's score first. |
| 0:38.3 | I want to call the half-time score and the full-time score. |
| 0:41.8 | And when our kid pipes up and says, want to bet, I'll stop. |
| 0:46.4 | Think about it. |
| 0:47.6 | Check my limits. |
| 0:48.8 | Check how much I've played. |
| 0:50.1 | And maybe I'll think, nah, not today, mate. |
| 0:53.3 | Sometimes the best bet is the one you don't make. |
| 0:56.4 | Gamble responsibly. |
| 0:57.6 | Bet Fred 18 plus gambleaware.org. |
| 1:02.3 | This is a global player original podcast. |
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