LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a fart."
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2024
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
Despite Mr Whitehall's preference for more 'upmarket' content, as he calls it, sometimes there will be an inevitable slip into the gutter. That said, it's a brave DL (albeit anonymous) who can email in and make a confession like this one.
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| 0:00.0 | I've always been ambitious and in teaching I've found plenty of opportunities to progress. |
| 0:05.0 | As head of English, I now get to support all other teachers in my department. |
| 0:09.4 | They often learn from my advice, though actually I often learn from theirs. |
| 0:13.4 | The support and development we all get from each other is amazing. |
| 0:16.5 | It benefits not just us, but every student we teach. |
| 0:19.8 | How many of the professions can say that? |
| 0:22.3 | Every lesson shapes a life. Start shaping yours with a minimum starting salary of £31,000. Search get |
| 0:28.8 | into teaching. This is a global player Original podcast. |
| 0:42.1 | Welcome back, Diels, to the Thursday. |
| 0:47.2 | Give me a B, give me an O, give me an N, give me a U, give me an S, the bonus episode. |
| 0:49.9 | Yes, I'm trying to join myself long. It's got very light entertainment here, suddenly. |
| 0:53.7 | Like the Billy Cotton Band Show. |
| 0:56.7 | PPJ looking horrified. |
| 0:58.8 | Michael not impressed by my, give me a B, give me an O, give me an N, give me a U, give me an S. |
| 1:04.5 | The bonus episode. |
| 1:05.4 | If you don't behave yourselves, you two, I will be doing that every week. |
| 1:09.1 | Right, Mr. Whitehall, let's crack on. |
| 1:11.2 | I think you should read this email, to be honest. |
| 1:14.8 | It's that middle one there. |
| 1:19.2 | When I say read it, I meant out loud not to yourself. |
| 1:23.1 | I'm just checking on what it said. |
| 1:24.8 | Just in case the DLs thought that there was a malfunction. |
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