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Diels, I have finally unpacked all of my equipment from the Coronation weekend with my feet back on solid earth

after the euphoria of being in the mouth for two nights and two days. Mr. Whitehall, of course,

is on a very even keel and has been for the entire thing. No excitement, well, apart from the fact

that you enjoyed watching it

on the television, presumably. I don't know I wasn't here. I have to say I'm a bit coronationed out.

Okay. Every newspaper, every day, there's a coronation's... Special, souvenir. And I've

watched it only the once, but once was enough.

I enjoyed it very much.

I was glad that our friends, the king and queen, enjoyed themselves so much.

Yep.

And he looked a bit nervous, but he did it in the end.

And he didn't make any mistakes with the pen this time.

I don't think any pens were involved, were they?

Well, there were no pens involved?

I don't think pens were involved.

Oh, there was a pen involved.

I'm being reliably informed.

How would I know?

Because, of course, I couldn't see anything on the mouth other than when they went past twice.

That was it.

So somebody actually asked for this.

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