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The Wittering Whitehalls

LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

This week, DL Joel has a right old tale to tell! What a situation he found himself in!!

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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's the matter?

0:01.2

Where's mum?

0:02.1

ITV presents. When did you last see your wife? I knew something was wrong. Eve Miles. If you knew something was wrong, why have you taken so long to tell us? And David Morrissey. This is not about me. She was scared of him. Take your hands off, babe! Look at the Steady's in! I wasn't the house when she deserved. I need you to tell me the truth. Make sure you're watching him.

0:23.1

It's that grief he's feeling?

0:24.6

I'm the realitude to hold the truth. Make sure you're watching him. It's that grief he's feeling. I'm guilt. Gone. Start Sunday the 8th of March on ITV1 and ITVX. A box of Abel and Coal, fresh organic, fruit and veg delivered weekly to your door. Requires washing, peeling and or chopping.

0:38.3

Vegetables may come with mud and soil on and very occasionally a ladybird.

0:41.5

All produce has grown ethically and with absolutely no artificial pesticides, delivered without pointless plastic.

0:46.5

Increased natural flavours and meals can lead to busier kitchen tables during peak hours,

0:50.4

mainly to unexpected enthusiasm for cooking and distaste for processed food alternatives.

0:55.6

Abel and Cole unprocess your food. Second helping subject to availability.

1:02.2

This is a global player original podcast.

1:10.8

I'm beginning to make myself corpse before I've even done this for the intro, because it's made me laugh so much.

1:19.5

They've not even got shot of the theme music yet.

1:22.4

I know.

1:23.8

I haven't got any paperwork.

1:25.9

No, there is paperwork.

1:27.6

I'm going to get to that.

1:28.8

But this is my intro for the bonus set because it's made me laugh so much.

1:32.7

Because I can make myself laugh sometimes in the anticipation of your reaction.

1:38.9

I was reading an article, one of the 8 million articles currently awash on the social media news outlets, right?

1:49.5

I was reading an article about Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola, sorry, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham and Nicola Peltz-Beckham.

1:57.6

And they got quite a deep dive into Brooklyn Peltz Beckham's tattoos because allegedly

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