LIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2023
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I am the same boat and I like to do things fast and now fast just got better. |
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| 0:24.5 | First is leading Persol liquid in 15 minutes. |
| 0:26.7 | Physical removal of stains and mallow the compounds. |
| 0:32.1 | This is a Global Player Original Podcast. |
| 0:43.3 | Music Global Player Original Podcast. Diels, this really is it. I promise you. I know we sort of said that last time with the big banger of the big episode with Jack Whitehall, Mr. Whitehall Jr., Mr. Whitehall Senior. But this is the bonus episode. |
| 0:55.5 | We thought we should leave you with one last bonus episode. |
| 0:58.0 | And this week, this bonus episode, we thought we would let Jack read out the email and give us his thoughts on this particular topic. |
| 1:09.0 | Dear Michael and Hillary doesn't reference me at all, which is fine. |
| 1:13.4 | They didn't know you were going to be here. |
| 1:14.7 | Well, you should have teased that, probably. |
| 1:17.1 | I cannot wait for the spring to arrive because all winter my wife and I have been arguing. |
| 1:22.4 | She is a frequent bather. |
| 1:24.3 | Every time I hear the bath running, I shout up the stairs precisely how much it's going to be costing us. Never mind the environment. The cost of living crisis has bitten everyone hard, but my wife refuses to cut down on her baths. Please speak some sense to her. Yours, Mark. Sorry, just to reference something you said at the top of that letter and you said we should have um you know what |
| 1:44.7 | was the word teased teased the fact that you were going to be here number of times that you've let us down |
| 1:50.2 | and not shown up couldn't have teased it because what would have happened if you'd got a better offer |
| 1:55.0 | and you hadn't shown up but then we'd have looked really stupid wouldn't we yeah? You'd look really stupid. Yeah, so we didn't do that. |
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