LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
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🗓️ 4 December 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, but is there some advice from the other end of the sofa? Of course there is!
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| 0:31.3 | You shall go to the ball. |
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| 0:43.2 | Bob, Bob! |
| 0:44.2 | In Cinderella at Richmond Theatre, from Saturday the 6th of December to Sunday the 4th of January. |
| 0:50.6 | Book your tickets to the ball at ATGTickets.com slash Richmond before the clock strikes midnight. |
| 0:58.7 | Bob! Bob! |
| 1:02.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:10.8 | Diels, welcome back to the bonus app, the Whittering Whitehall's Light, as I like to call it. |
| 1:15.6 | I cannot believe that we are in December, Michael Whitehall, can you? |
| 1:18.7 | No. |
| 1:19.8 | Unbelievable. It's terrifying. |
| 1:21.7 | In the time space continuum. |
| 1:23.5 | Yes. |
| 1:26.3 | No, ignore that. |
| 1:27.4 | Okay. Okay. |
| 1:28.5 | Okay, thanks, P.P.J. |
| 1:30.1 | Just to let you know, I did this very morning, given that it's early December, |
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