LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."
The Wittering Whitehalls
Global
4.9 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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What is a bowl if it's got a lid? Is it still a bowl? Just one of the ideas to be discussed on this very episode. The focus this week is home security after a postman made a bold offering to one of the DL's...
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by EETV. It's TV with the Ultimate Flex. This podcast is sponsored by British Airways and Tobago. The British Airways Experience is more than a flight. It's about making every single journey as original as you are. |
| 0:25.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:32.8 | DLs, welcome back to the bonus episode. |
| 0:35.1 | The Whittering Whitehorse Light. |
| 0:36.7 | I'm getting in a model now. Yes, because you've been doing too much talking about yourself. How very dare you? How very dare you? I am very much collaborative on this process. I'm upset now. Fine. It's so much so that I'm going to hand over to you because you've had a loss this week. You've lost a client. Sorry, last week you lost a client. Did you not? One of your mega clients who you loved. Age 90. Oh, Sandy. Yes. Yes, Sandy Gaw. Sandy got a legend. Amazing. A legend. What an amazing man. Yeah. I could do a whole one-man show about him. Episode. Yeah. On Sandy Gaul. On Sandy Gaul. Yeah. Newsreader. Yeah. I'm walking down that street with Sir Lawrence Olivier, who was the most famous actor in the land. |
| 1:27.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.8 | And Sandy Goal and there were all these men on scaffolding. |
| 1:36.5 | And they were all shouting, but none of them were shouting Lawrence Olivier. |
| 1:38.5 | They were, hello, Sandy. |
| 1:40.0 | What's you doing here? |
| 1:42.0 | Ask the news then, mate. |
| 1:43.5 | Sandy here. |
| 1:44.7 | Sandy's here. Sandy, how are you mate. Sandy here. Sandy's here. |
| 1:46.6 | Sandy, how are you doing? |
| 1:51.1 | Sandy Gore was going red in the face with embarrassment because he was standing next to one of the most famous actors in the history of acting. |
| 2:00.7 | And nobody, of course, recognized Lawrence of Lovier because he wasn't that sort of actor. |
| 2:07.1 | Different days, too. |
| 2:08.3 | I don't think he'd be able to walk down the street now. |
| 2:11.9 | No. |
| 2:12.1 | Jack gets away with it sometimes. |
| 2:13.6 | If he puts a baseball cap on, gets his head down, he can get down a street. |
| 2:18.0 | Anyway, yes. |
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