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Welcome back, DELs, to the bonus episode.

You like a bonus episode, don't you, Michael?

You like anything with the word bonus in it.

You're there.

This is our Thursday visitation to the thorny question of life lessons and life hacks.

This week is quite an interesting one, Mr. Whitehall.

One that I think you might have limited input to, but I think I'm going to go there anyway, because it's about WhatsApp.

To the Whittering White Talls, we've just moved into a close of about 20 houses, and I have a

feeling the next few months are going to be rough. There's a neighbourhood WhatsApp that we were

strongly encouraged to join, and it's revealed what we're

going to be dealing with everyone's always bitching at each other about parking or where someone

has put their bins and the curtain twitching is beyond a joke if there are kids outside playing

someone will message into the WhatsApp group to say that they're trying to concentrate

or rest or to keep the noise down. The other day, one of those electric scooters that you can hire

was propped up against a lamp post and people nearly lost their minds. I can't deal with it,

but I don't want to leave the group and for us to become that family. We're already the only one's renting

on the clothes and I just want people to be welcoming. What would Hillary and Michael do? Help, help, help,

Jenny, a fake name to stay safe. Two fake names in a week, Michael Whitehall. Jenny. So what do you

feel about that, Michael? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

I have absolutely no idea. And also this close and twitching your curtains. The curtain twitching

is figurative because this is literally digital curtain twitching because you're on a WhatsApp group.

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