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🗓️ 28 July 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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The guys suffer through Happy’s dog farts while they discuss how Justin and Kate ate rancid meat and lived to tell the tale, then Christian recounts how he said something awkwardly sexual in the presence of some manly bros. We read a letter from Courtney about that one time Justin touched her shoulder after Seminar on Broadway, plus she offers a WYR about whether they’d want to receive a compliment a day or a bit of helpful feedback a day. Finally, we hear a voicemail from Zaira full of compliments and a WYR about having long toe nails vs finger nails.
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0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon music. Download the app today. |
0:13.4 | Hello, hello. Yes, as Vince Wan would say, let me set the table for you. We are at Christian's house. |
0:19.4 | You're with happy for the first time, right? First time whilst recording certainly. Yeah, happy our dog |
0:25.0 | He is licking. He does this thing where he licks his wrist. I think it's a I think that breed does it |
0:29.7 | It's a neurotic. I've heard that that's because of anxiety. That's that's what Tanner used to do. Maggie stuff. Yeah. All right, Pete. |
0:39.3 | But yeah, happy is here. And when he first came down, he won't leave your side. So he plunked down next to you and he was like |
0:47.0 | He's a big dog. He's like 85 pounds. And I was like, is he gonna be doing that the whole time because this would be a very different episode |
0:52.7 | But thankfully he stopped doing it. And now he's just licking his wrist obsessive, which I don't think is messing up the sound. No, it's |
0:59.6 | It's distracting to me a little bit because it's in my eye line, but you don't seem to mind. No, okay, let's focus. Okay, here we go. It's on your short list. My short list is |
1:07.6 | Well, speaking of happy a little bit. It is I think I think it teased this the other day |
1:12.9 | My short list is I didn't experience recently with |
1:17.0 | Rancid meat. Oh, that's right. Oh, I forgot about that. And |
1:22.8 | And |
1:23.9 | Funny thing kind of happened and there's something I want to talk about |
1:27.7 | Concerning that okay, I have a couple yard related things to talk good. I love yard stuff |
1:34.3 | I was gonna oh good because I had a little yard thing that I didn't I it wasn't even worth mentioning in the teas |
1:39.2 | I thought okay, but now I have to let's get into it. Okay, wait. I thought your stuff you said was spicy |
1:45.0 | Well, it kind of is okay, but it happened in the yard. Okay, okay. Here we go |
1:51.2 | Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream |
1:58.9 | You are listening to life is shorter. We are your host Justin and Christian long long |
2:21.4 | Oh |
2:25.6 | Jump right on it. All right |
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