Life Is Short(er): Skunk Dreams, Savannah Spirits, and Mountain Lion Scat 🌭

Life is Short with Justin Long

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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The guys discuss the latest chapter of Christian’s skunk saga, this time, Terminix comes out and does nothing about it. Then Justin recounts his trip to Savannah, Georgia and all the ghosts he and Kate encountered. Then, a listener named Jess writes in to tell about her own ghost encounter, and offers an idea for the loser of their football bet. Finally, Brandon calls in with some great advice for Christian’s skunk issue involving mountain lion poop, and he tops it off with a culinarily disgusting Would You Rather.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.
0:14.4	I haven't seen you in a couple of weeks and, um, well, that's not true. I saw you the other day.
0:20.4	Yes, I saw you briefly the other day. That was fun that party. I had to do, um,
0:24.9	I had to MC Simon Says. I had to run, I was the host of Simon Says.
0:30.6	We're at our nephews party and I wore a big hot dog outfit. Um,
0:35.5	the difficulty that I hadn't anticipated in doing that was having to be the judge to the kids who weren't doing it,
0:42.2	who were not doing it properly, who weren't, who, who were losing. I didn't anticipate how hard that would be to say,
0:48.2	no, you didn't, you didn't win. You did that wrong. And so fortunately,
0:53.7	our mother was there to, she was kind of the cop. Yeah, you're not a born disciplinarian.
0:58.7	But what does Simon Says again? You just do some action and everyone has to copy it.
1:02.9	It's, it's pretty annoying, actually. It's like, I, our older brother asked that I do it.
1:07.2	So it wasn't my idea. But it's, um, yeah, you say, Simon's, you can only do an action if Simon says to do it.
1:13.4	So it's like Simon says on your head. Simon says, put the hand in the hair, put your hand on your hip.
1:18.4	And if Simon doesn't say it, it's, no, Simon didn't say. Yeah, that was a annoying game.
1:23.4	Really, really like school, Marmy? It is. And it's, and I, I, I realized the trick to it.
1:27.8	And these were six year olds, like five, six year olds. And, um, they were all pretty good at it.
1:33.8	But, um, the trick to it is going fast. It's just getting into a rhythm of going fast.
1:38.1	And it was hard to come up with things for Simon to, to do that, that, you know, because they were
1:42.6	also in this little space in a room. And I just, and not, like you said, I, I, I don't have that,
1:49.6	that that, whatever that is to like call a kid out. I'm kind of glad I don't have it.
1:54.0	I relied on our mother doing it. And, um, I said to the kid who won, that they could pick which
1:59.1	adult got to wear the hot dog costume for the rest of the party. And all the parents, they were
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