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🗓️ 5 January 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Happy New Year! The guys kick off 2024 with a recap about their holidays — how Justin accosted two strangers to procure Santa hats. They’re still trying to figure out wha the loser of their football bet has to do. A listener named Christian writes in with an impressive squirrel-theme rap. Finally, Zach from Indiana writes in praising “Going The Distance,” and Christian’s ability to keep Justin on track.
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0:05.0 | Download the app today. Did I got Santa Claus hats that tape? I see you sent us a picture of you wearing one? I know, but did I tell you how I came to get them? I don't think so. Oh, okay, good, okay, okay okay. Oh you have someone to talk about. |
0:25.1 | Yeah good. Yeah good. Well happy new year. Yes happy. I was thinking too, we haven't really talked about Christmas. |
0:36.0 | And I know Christmas was a couple weeks ago, but old news man. |
0:40.4 | Really? We could talk about it. We could talk about anything we want to talk about. |
0:43.5 | Well I want to talk about my Christmas card, a Christmas photo that we took. |
0:47.5 | And I would like to talk about the end of our bet and we need to determine once and for all what the winner gets and what the loser has to do because this |
0:56.3 | coming weekend is the final weekend of the season and it was funny you just take a sip of hot liquid |
1:00.8 | I don't know what that is but your glass is |
1:02.5 | fogged up as you took a set I was thinking about it so I was thinking I was thinking |
1:07.3 | I'm thinking I'm glad it's not filmed because of that look at this actually that would be funny |
1:13.0 | be funny got my face is just like it's really funny looking it's really no |
1:17.1 | longer well to new year let's get positive let's have some self-love |
1:20.9 | let's have some body love okay and let's get into it. |
1:24.2 | I love my new larger size body. |
1:26.5 | I want to be very, I want to be one of my New Year's resolutions is to be very body |
1:30.2 | positive this year. |
1:31.2 | Just body positive? |
1:32.2 | Yeah, just body positive. positive. Okay. And negative about |
1:34.6 | every other aspect of life, but very body positive. Just about your own body. |
1:38.7 | Yeah and life negative. Okay, let's let's see how it goes. |
1:44.0 | Life could be a dream. |
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