Life Is Short(er): Road Trip, Scratch Bar, and Middle Child Syndrome 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The guys talk about Justin’s recent cross-country road trip he took with Kate and Happy, and Christian pitches a new business venture where you can go just to get a professional back scratch. Then, Danielle from Illinois writes in with a semi-permanent idea for the loser of the football bet and a WYR about being stuck in a book for a year or a movie for 6 months. Finally, Sev calls in to ask about their experience with being the middle and youngest children in the family.

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members, you can listen to Life Is Short, ad free on Amazon Music.
0:05.0	Download the app today.
0:07.0	Here we are. I haven't seen you in a couple days in over a week.
0:17.0	How do I look?
0:19.0	Well you've got your haircut.
0:23.2	You always say that.
0:25.0	Oh, really?
0:26.0	You make it sound like I get my haircut every few days.
0:27.6	By the way, speaking of, do you know who does is one of the things that bothers me about
0:31.1	him.
0:32.1	The coach of the packer is Matt LaFlore.
0:33.0	I know. He gets a lot of grooming done, it looks like.
0:35.0	I get his eyebrows done, yeah.
0:37.0	He gets like for every game he's got to go to the salon and get all done up.
0:42.0	It's surprising for a football coach isn't it?
0:44.0	I do have a, on the corner as I, as I tend to get these zits here.
0:50.0	I have a zit in the corner, and I'm so self-conscious about it.
0:52.8	I'm too old to be getting T-Zone blemishes.
0:56.2	Aren't I?
0:57.2	Like when does that go away?
0:58.2	I'm in my 40s.
0:59.2	I still get them.
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