Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: Hotdog Anxiety, Springsteen Fight, and Non-Hookup Food 🥟

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Justin and Christian ponder an ethical dilemma involving a fast food drive thru, Justin checks dog urine sample collection off his bucket list and they pay tribute to the late founder of Din Tai Fung. Then they answer a listener letter that used ChatGPT AI technology to craft the perfect Would You Rather question (and it’s so good it scares them a little). Finally, Benji from Australia calls in with a comment that is simultaneously flattering and insulting, then asks the guys about their first date, first horror film and first fave TV show.

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0:00.0	Before we start can you say boner do you think can I say boner? Are you allowed to say it on a podcast, Boner?
0:13.2	Are you saying on someone specifics Boner?
0:15.8	Yeah, is that the difference?
0:18.1	Uh, who's?
0:19.9	Not.
0:21.1	I'm.
0:22.1	Oh, yeah, you can talk about your own boner.
0:25.0	Oh, okay. I think the show already started by the way.
0:27.0	I think this is the show.
0:29.0	All right, well, if that is the start of the show, I should ask you what is on your short list.
0:34.0	Well, now it's going to pale in comparison to your boner, but he doesn't mean by a lot, actually.
0:41.0	It's my, I wanted to talk to you about a an ethical dilemma of sorts I had at a
0:48.8	drive-through at a getting food. Okay and I wanted to talk to you about your boner. No no no. Well yes but I have a couple things on my short list. I wanted to talk to you about
1:03.0	unfortunately somebody passed away that I think we should talk about. I know that sounds
1:07.7	really tragic and it is but we can cut this if it's too tragic and I and I did something today that I have never in my life done
1:18.0	So I want to talk about that and I want to talk about a little science
1:24.4	Okay, a little factoid. Okay, that's my shortlist.
1:26.0	I can't wait. Let's do it then.
1:28.0	Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.
1:32.0	Do do, do chadahoo shaboo.
1:35.4	You're listening to Life is Shorter.
1:37.1	We are your host, Justin, and Christian.
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