Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: Checking Out Guys, Stage Anxiety, and Bassist vs Drummer 🍇

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Justin and Christian discuss an embarrassing moment in which Christian was mesmerized by a beautiful man hogging the cheese section at Whole Foods. Then a listener asks for advice for an anxious new actor who closes her eyes while performing on stage. Then, we hear a voicemail from a rather jolly listener named Justin Lamb who wants to know whether the guys would rather be a rock drummer or a rock bassist.

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0:00.0	What is on your short list today?
0:05.0	I'm so glad you asked.
0:10.0	My short list.
0:12.0	By the book. Yeah, prompt very efficient. Well I wanted to tell you a story
0:17.4	that something that happened to me yesterday. Oh great. I got caught checking someone out at Whole Foods.
0:25.0	What, you mean check, someone, yeah.
0:29.0	You checked out a customer?
0:31.0	No, no, I got caught checking out a customer with their groceries I got caught checking out a customer at Whole Foods who
0:36.1	whoa I am I'll explain I can't wait not at this moment I can't wait for this head
0:41.6	what's on your short list?
0:43.0	Well now it pales and comparison.
0:45.0	It's um, I was just wondering what you're making for Easter and I wanted to talk about Easter menus.
0:51.0	Okay.
0:52.0	And I wanted to talk about a little science tidbit that I heard that I think is really
0:56.6	that's the I love how you keep trying to get science facts in the ear but you never end up talking about them.
1:02.0	I know this one's kind of cool.
1:04.0	Okay, here we go. If I didn't wet your whistle, nothing will. I can't wait to hear this story.
1:09.0	Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. be a dream.
1:14.0	Do do ch-doo ch-doo shaboo.
1:16.0	Shaboo.
1:17.0	You're listening to life is shorter, and we are your host, Justin,
1:20.0	and Christian,
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