Life Is Short(er): Parking Predicament, Keep G Hard, and Hairy Egg 📚

Life is Short with Justin Long

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Today on the show Justin asks Christian to help him navigate a predicament involving parking and pizza, and Christian thinks we should make some changes to the alphabet and keep G hard. Molly from Cincinnati writes in wondering about the origin of Poodollar, plus she gives Christian some ideas for his bad back. Finally, Angie from Cleveland calls in wondering whether people with real words as names feel weird when they hear it.

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0:00.0	Well, hello.
0:02.0	Hello. I am excited to catch up.
0:05.0	Well, hello.
0:10.0	Hello. I am excited to catch up.
0:12.7	We just had a weekend.
0:14.2	I've been really enjoying work-free weekends.
0:17.4	Well, I don't want to be difficult, but do you work during the week?
0:20.6	I haven't in a while. Okay. you know this kind of work okay oh this is work well whatever
0:27.9	you want to call this this technically is work I can't believe this is work I know it's
0:32.2	the best the best oh you got your talk the talk mug I got the talk mug I got the
0:38.0	talk mug and you got your jets cap I got my sweet dreams by the way this jets cap this spark do you find
0:46.0	this about your jets hat when you wear it it's it always sparked some kind of
0:49.2	connection in the world I guess all sports things do that all anything with an emblem is capable is liable to do that.
0:56.0	Yeah, I don't wear and I don't wear my jet's hat.
0:59.0	Oh really?
1:01.0	Oh really so I've been wearing this a lot. We went up for um for
1:04.4	pizza the other night. It's called the luggage room. This place is so good.
1:07.5	The bartender was like, ah, jet's fan, huh? And he said it like that.
1:11.3	Like, uh, jet's fan. And I said, yeah,, like, uh, Jed's man.
1:12.5	And I said, yeah, you know, and of course,
1:14.8	it forces you to do some kind of self-deprecating,
1:17.2	like, yeah, I know, we're just one more year, like next.
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