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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Naked Attraction, Last Beatles Song, and SAT Punishment 👩‍💻

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The guys finally do a deep dive on Justin’s latest obsession, Naked Attraction, and both discuss which round they’d rather be voted off, then Justin tips off Christian to a long lost Beatles song. A listener named Marie writes in complimenting the guys on their “candor and polish,” and she offers up a punishment idea for their football bet. Finally, Madeleine calls in asking for advice after being laid off and a Would You Rather about listening to The Thong Song vs Cottoneye Joe.

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0:00.0

You are in your man cave. I don't know if I love referring to it as a gender specific area.

0:15.0

Cave, person cave.

0:16.4

Because I find that somewhat offensive because women are welcome here.

0:20.4

That's true.

0:21.0

That you don't want to.

0:22.0

And all sorts of people, not just women or men all sorts of people many people are well you should put that you should make that clear as a sign on your cave everyone welcome how about this It's just a cave.

0:33.0

Yeah, my cave.

0:34.0

Speaking, I'm looking more like a bear these days.

0:37.0

Speaking of cave.

0:38.0

You are, you're hibernating. You're getting great.

0:40.0

You got your beard and are you putting on any how you doing with the weight?

0:45.7

Wait? Yeah. No I think I'm okay with the weight.

0:49.2

That's seen that in the bear it's what's that? No go ahead. Well in the bear world that wouldn't be gender

0:54.4

shaming that would be a positive thing you'd want to put on weight for for the

0:58.2

winter yeah I don't know if there's shame in either direction in the bear world.

1:04.7

But I could be wrong. I don't know many bears.

1:06.0

If I were a gay man.

1:07.2

I don't know many of those kinds of bears, I should say.

1:09.8

You know some human bears.

1:11.7

Yes, I know a handful of human bears. I've never met a human

1:14.7

bear I didn't like. I know that's I know I'm generalized I know that's you're

1:19.3

positive you're positively stereotyping bears as the bear community. But I agree that you don't

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