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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Mowing Frogs, Getting Older, and RIP Jimmy Buffett 🃏

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The guys talk about the awkward encounters Justin had at Tanglewood, and the unfortunate events that occurred while he was mowing his lawn. Christian talks about how he feels nostalgic around his birthday and he recounts memories of playing Black Jack with millionaires in Vegas (Happy birthday Chrit!). A listener named Wyatt writes in and sparks a debate about whether Uncle Sam is a real person…(Shorties?) Finally, Steven writes in to explain why the Boston Red Sox are wearing yellow this year, to honor the 10th anniversary of the Boston Marathon bombing.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:14.0

Here we are.

0:15.0

But...

0:16.0

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.

0:17.0

I'm loving it.

0:19.0

You rule.

0:20.5

Which one do you prefer, the McDonald's?

0:22.0

But, uh, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh, or b-

0:24.0

B, K, have it your way.

0:27.0

I'm partial to McDonald's.

0:28.0

I mean, I mean, just a song.

0:30.0

I know.

0:31.0

You know, we went to McDonald's and I felt really naughty.

0:35.0

We went there to pee.

0:36.0

And, um, because we were driving back and from the road trip and...

0:41.0

And we were hungry.

0:42.0

It was like nine o'clock and being in that space.

0:44.0

It's impossible.

0:45.0

Nine o'clock a.m.

0:46.0

PM.

0:47.0

Okay.

0:48.0

I haven't eaten dinner.

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