Life Is Short(er): Man Cave, Opossum Problems, and Mediocre Body ❄️

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The guys are in the “man” cave together for a discussion about how Christian has 99 problems and an eviscerated opossum IS one. Justin gets his rental car stuck in the snow and lives to tell the tale (thanks to Larry). Then we read a letter from Lizzy with praise for the roundabout stories that open the show. Finally, a listener named Crystal calls in to talk about how she’s handy around the house like a blue collar “life-r.”

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0:00.0	It's exciting for me to be in your, what do you call this again?
0:07.0	It's exciting for me to be in your, what do you call this again?
0:12.0	House? No, I know. Oh boy.
0:15.0	No, this is not a man, because I know you find Mancape offensive.
0:19.0	Studio?
0:20.0	Oh, yeah, okay.
0:21.0	Basement studio?
0:22.0	Basement studio and there are, you have a few new, I'm looking at the pew that we've talked about.
0:27.1	I don't find Man Cave offensive.
0:29.0	I just think, it might be exclusionary.
0:31.0	It feels exclusionary, women are welcome here. People of all genders are welcome here.
0:35.0	Yeah. And I think Man Cave is kind of douchy because I think when I hear Man Cave, it reminds me of when someone talks about their man cave it sounds like they're saying
0:44.4	they want to be left alone from their spouse speak you know like I'm in a man cave like
0:49.2	I don't be bothered by my wife yeah like I don't like the this of that. Like this is where I come to be me to like exactly to be my authentic self.
0:57.0	Yeah I know I know I've always thought that and like when I'm with my wife that's another thing I have to put on.
1:02.7	Something I have to do.
1:04.0	Yes, we are, I'm here in your studio and I have on my short list.
1:11.0	I'd like to talk about an embarrassing moment I had getting stuck in snow yesterday.
1:18.8	Wonderful and I would like to talk to you about my possum problem and the results of our bet, our season long bet.
1:27.0	Oh yes, right.
1:28.0	People probably don't care about, but I should reveal the results.
1:32.0	And yes, 99 problems and a possum is one.
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