Life Is Short(er): Hotdog Anxiety, Springsteen Fight, and Non-Hookup Food 🥟

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Justin and Christian ponder an ethical dilemma involving a fast food drive thru, Justin checks dog urine sample collection off his bucket list and they pay tribute to the late founder of Din Tai Fung. Then they answer a listener letter that used ChatGPT AI technology to craft the perfect Would You Rather question (and it’s so good it scares them a little). Finally, Benji from Australia calls in with a comment that is simultaneously flattering and insulting, then asks the guys about their first date, first horror film and first fave TV show.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon music. Download the app today.
0:14.6	Before we start can you say boner, do you think?
0:16.7	Can I say boner? Are you allowed to say it on a podcast boner? Are you saying someone's specific boner?
0:23.2	Yeah, is that the difference?
0:26.2	Who's?
0:28.2	Mine. Oh, yeah, you can talk about your own boner.
0:31.4	Oh, okay. I think the show already started by the way. I think this is the show.
0:37.2	All right, well, if that is the start of the show, I should ask you what is on your short list.
0:40.9	Well, now that's going to pale in comparison to your boner, but you have to buy a lot actually.
0:47.6	It's my I wanted to talk to you about a an ethical dilemma of sorts. I had at a
0:55.2	drive-thru at a getting food. Okay. And I wanted to talk to you about your boner.
1:03.8	No, no, no. Well, yes, but I have a couple of things on my short list. I wanted to talk to you about
1:10.2	unfortunately, somebody passed away that I think we should talk about. I know that sounds really tragic.
1:15.4	And it is, but we can cut this if it's too tragic. And I did something today that I have never in my life done.
1:25.2	So I want to talk about that. And I want to talk about a little science.
1:30.2	Okay, little factoid. Okay, that's my short list. I can't wait. Let's do it.
1:42.2	You're listening to life is shorter. We are your host Justin and Christian.
1:55.2	Hello, hello again.
2:02.2	Shippupoom and number one me again.
2:09.2	Oh, man, I'm excited. Okay. So you had an ethical dilemma going through a drive-thru.
2:15.2	What was the drive-thru? It might be a bit of an overstatement. It was Duchess and Females
2:21.2	who are unfamiliar with Duchess. It's like a local, it's sort of like in an out burger is an L.A.
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