Life Is Short(er): First Pedicure, Staring Man, and Spirit Days ⚔️

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The guys record together on the spookiest day of the year! Christian recounts his first pedicure experience and Justin tells us about the awkward encounters he had with both a 10-year-old boy and a Gen-Z worker at an ice cream shop. Then, we read a letter from Amanda in Vancouver about her mutual love of “The Sword In The Stone,” and that time a hummingbird buzzed into her ear (plus she offers up a colorful Would You Rather). Finally, Britt calls in asking if the guys have ever had to participate in corporate “spirit days,” and she ends asking would they rather read people’s minds or move objects with their minds.

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0:00.0	Okay, we're back together.
0:08.0	Okay, we're back together.
0:09.2	I'm looking right at you.
0:10.4	You're gingerly putting your... Is that, that's's it what kind of a coaster is that it's sort of like a
0:17.3	tile like tile material but it's not great for the podcast. The next again?
0:23.0	Yeah, how many?
0:24.0	One, two, three, yeah six, hexagon.
0:26.0	Oh, by the way, we found out, we googled where Googleed, we're under Googled under the weather. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting it's um when sailors used to be out out at sea
0:40.3	The sequence when when there be inclement weather with the rainstorm comes in.
0:44.4	The sailors who were sick had to go like under the deck to their quarters so they didn't
0:50.3	get sicker and so they were under the weather.
0:53.2	Shouldn't it be under the deck?
0:55.4	I'm gonna start saying under the deck.
0:57.7	Oh yeah, just to throw people off.
0:59.5	I'm not feeling good
1:03.2	You know the change of seasons. I'm feeling a little under the deck these days. Yeah, I know what you so you mean under the under the weather under the deck no under the deck. Oh I've never never heard that what is it's when you're when you're feeling like a cold is coming on and yeah you're just feeling a little under the deck.
1:13.2	I've always heard where did you grow up?
1:15.8	Connecticut.
1:16.8	In the 1800s.
1:17.8	It's a Connecticut thing.
1:18.8	Oh, okay.
1:20.8	I can take your word for it.
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