Life is Short(er): Elmer’s Glue, Woodchuck Woes, and Proudest Moments 🦍

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The guys have a mutual nostalgic experience with Elmer’s Glue and they both indulge in the simple pleasure of peeling dry glue off of their hands like they did as kids. Meanwhile, Justin is still struggling with woodchucks ravaging his garden. An Aussie listener named Kieran writes in with a very flattering letter about how the show is better than Smartless (sorry, Bateman), and they include couple Would You Rathers for the guys to ponder. Finally, Andrea calls in with the great news that the show inspired her to make her own podcast and she landed her first job in the industry out of it!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to Life is Short.
0:03.2	Add free on Amazon Music.
0:05.4	Download the app today.
0:06.8	Okay, here we are.
0:14.9	Oh, I, Christian's got his Todd, his I's Todd,
0:19.1	and I got, oh, you got a Snoopy shirt.
0:21.3	It's, you gave it to me.
0:22.7	Oh, I did?
0:23.5	Yeah.
0:24.4	Oh, it's, it's cool.
0:25.4	I love seeing that.
0:26.2	It's like a barter system.
0:27.0	You give me Snoopy shirts and I give you Todd's.
0:29.0	Doesn't that, yeah, I'm having your Joe,
0:31.1	my coffee from Ecuador.
0:32.3	Is this from Ecuador?
0:33.4	It is.
0:34.3	It's really good.
0:35.3	Isn't it delicious, man?
0:36.8	Well, so speaking of Ecuador, I, one little thing I want
0:40.5	to mention something else from the trip that I took
0:42.8	now several weeks ago.
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