Life Is Short(er): DMV Misery, Center of Attention, and Costco Friends 💣

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week Justin talks about his efforts to watch all the Oscar noms, and Christian muses on what makes going to the DMV so miserable. Then we read a letter from Kyla whose friend was a college classmate of Justin’s (and she has some opinions of him from back then). Finally, Tiffany calls in asking for advice on how to make a Costco meet-cute into a real friendship.

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0:00.0	Good morning.
0:07.0	Good morning.
0:10.0	I got some cobwebs. I got some sleep in my eyes because I had a day yesterday at a big blowout Monday.
0:18.6	It was just like a blowout.
0:21.0	Blow out.
0:22.0	No, not not that.
0:24.0	Yeah, okay.
0:25.0	But that's probably around the corner.
0:27.0	Honey, right away.
0:29.0	It was a day of indulgence.
0:30.8	I've been trying to watch more movies not as many as you but I want to be better educated
0:36.0	when this award season rolls around I want to have we want we both wanted to have seen more
0:41.2	stuff so yesterday we saw something that was in line with that and we had quite a day I want to talk to you about.
0:49.6	Well consider me teased. I think I had maybe the exact opposite day of a blowout. I went to
0:55.2	the DMV and I want to tell you about it. I blow in. It was a good old-fashioned blow in.
1:01.4	I blew into the DMV to do some, to get some, I don't know, it's too boring to even say what I was doing, but I will say what I was doing.
1:10.0	I bet people are.
1:12.0	The only thing more boring than the DMB is a story about the DMP. So buckle up.
1:16.7	Or a story about how I watched a movie. Well we'll see. Let's see whose story is more boring this week.
1:22.1	Okay, all right, this is exciting.
1:25.0	Life could be a dream.
1:27.0	Life could be a dream.
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