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🗓️ 3 May 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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This week on the show, Justin tells us a story about getting a cold hug from Kris Jenner at a Hollywood party, and Christian has a run in with an intimidating turkey. Then Mike from Pittsburgh writes in and gets right to the point with a bunch of WYRs. Finally, Carrie from Tennessee leaves a “more than stoned” voicemail asking if the guys would rather be a living fossil of a horseshoe crab or a sturgeon.
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0:07.0 | I sent you this bottle so Keir has this bottle do you see what it says it's like |
0:18.3 | water you're supposed to drink throughout the day oh my god that's cool it's |
0:21.7 | cool it's cool it's accurate but it seems |
0:23.3 | wait let's describe it because this is an audio oh yeah I forgot what we were there so it's a |
0:29.3 | it's a gallon jug of water that's like an encouragement jug. So Cure had it and at first I was like I was going to tease him about it. |
0:37.6 | It says 7 a.m. good morning. There's like lines on it that describe how much you're supposed to hydrate and 9 a.m. |
0:45.1 | And it just keeps, it makes sure you're hydrated. |
0:48.1 | It's a terrible description so far. |
0:49.9 | Terrible. |
0:50.9 | 7 a.m. good morning, 9 a.m. There are different lines like demarcation lines. 9 a.m. hydrate yourself 11 a.m. Remember your goal. 1 p.m. Keep chucking. That's what fair. 3 p.m. Feeling awesome. I mean, I don't know who wrote these but 5 p.m. don't give up 7 p.m. |
1:05.2 | almost finished and then 9 p.m. you did it. So it's it's the water you're |
1:08.7 | supposed to drink throughout the day and you just carry it with I mean it feels a little goofy carrying this around to places |
1:14.8 | well the goofy part is carrying around something with all those cute little sayings |
1:18.3 | on I know I know I know well but if you're someone who doesn't go that many places like me. Yeah and you live a mostly private life |
1:28.0 | then it could be very effective. And look at the look at the top part. |
1:32.6 | So this is, I also love this. |
1:34.0 | It's, you pop it open and it's just a big straw |
1:37.2 | that you just suck. |
1:38.2 | I wish this was felt. |
1:40.6 | Well, hopefully soon. |
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