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🗓️ 14 April 2023
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Justin and Christian discuss an embarrassing moment in which Christian was mesmerized by a beautiful man hogging the cheese section at Whole Foods. Then a listener asks for advice for an anxious new actor who closes her eyes while performing on stage. Then, we hear a voicemail from a rather jolly listener named Justin Lamb who wants to know whether the guys would rather be a rock drummer or a rock bassist.
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0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
0:13.4 | What is on your short list today? I'm so glad you asked. |
0:17.8 | My short list by the book. Yeah, very prompt, very efficient. |
0:22.8 | Well, I wanted to tell you a story. This is something that happened to me yesterday. Oh great. I got caught |
0:29.6 | checking someone out at Whole Foods. |
0:33.1 | What would you mean check? Yeah, checking someone out. You checked out a customer. No, with the grocery. I got caught checking out a customer at Whole Foods. Whoa. |
0:43.2 | I am I'll explain. I can't wait but not at this moment. I can't wait for this head. What's on your short list? |
0:50.0 | Well now it pales and compares. It's I was just wondering what you're making for Easter and and I wanted to talk about Easter menus. |
0:58.0 | Oh, God. And I wanted to talk about a little science tidbit that I heard that I think is true. This is that's the yeah. I love how you keep trying to get science back to you. |
1:07.6 | I never had a talking about them. I know this one's kind of okay. Here we go. If I didn't wet your whistle, nothing will. I can't wait to hear this story. |
1:16.3 | Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Oh, |
1:21.0 | you're listening to life is shorter and we are your host Justin and Christian. |
1:29.5 | We are your dream sweetheart. |
1:31.8 | Dude, dude, dude, dude, Shabu. |
1:50.0 | You're really making me a lot of that. I can see you waiting for me to start. We're going to start doing it later. |
1:55.5 | So now we're back from the break. And here we are from the break. I can't wait. Well, we're back now. Well, you said I don't have to wait. |
2:03.3 | Okay. The way it is over. So what so your at-home foods set the table for me. Okay. Well, I feel like your expectations are now a little too high for you're expecting like a crazy story. |
2:16.0 | But it was just something it's something that made me think. It made something that made me think. So okay. |
2:24.7 | I'll set the table here. So I'm in Whole Foods yesterday. I'm picking out ingredients for a beet salad if you must know. |
2:33.2 | But that's for Easter? No, no, that's a separate. I've been really liking beet salads. Would you toss some goat cheese and nuts? |
2:38.9 | I got a good recipe. Yeah, some toasted walnuts. Oh, yum. Yeah, that's a really good nut. I think that's the healthiest nut. |
2:46.8 | I think it's got like omega, whatever. Okay. I digress. So I'm in Whole Foods. I'm in the cheese section specifically looking for goat cheese. I'm looking to buy some goat cheese for my salad for my beats out. |
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